The Last Nickel

A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. While waiting for service, he give his son three nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

Suddenly the bvoy starts choking and he is turning blue in the face. The father realizes that his soin has swallowed the nickels! He jumps up and starts slapping the boy on his back in an effort to free the coins from his throat.

The boy coughs up two of the nickels but he is still choking… seeing the boys condition worsening the father begins to panic. He starts shouting for help!

A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking women is sitting at the coffee bar, reading the morning newspaper and sipping on a latte. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, sets her coffee cup down, neatly folds her paper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully lowers his pants; takes hold of the boys private parts and begins to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly and with great vigor. After a few seconds, the boy convulses violently and finally coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.

Releasing the boy’s privates, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no serious ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman at the coffee bar and starts thanking her saying, ” I’ve never seen anyone do anything like that before! It was fantastic. Are you a doctor?”

“No,” the woman replied. “I’m with the I.R.S.”